Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Is there any way to outsmart a deer-fly, or are they just on another level?




If you walk the trails at Killarney Lake in June (don't) you'll get swarmed by mosquitos and likely get a pb on the run out of the woods.  If you go in July, you'll get constantly harassed by deer flies.


 
 
Normally, I wear a hat to thwart the buggers, but tonight it was raining and I wore a jacket.  I got hot and removed the jacket.  The deer flies were on to me.  Constantly and annoyingly they flew around in circles just above my head - occasionally trying to land for a free lunch.  Well lads, there's no such thing as a free lunch.  Despite my thwacking and flapping, they persisted.

I tried the following tactics: 
  • The dog leash helicopter - just delayed the inevitable.
  • The dog leash slash along a vertical plane - see above
  • The sudden stop and back step followed by a volleyball serve - occasionally scored an ace
  • The crazed sprint - no effect whatsoever, and
  • The lucky punch - I need training
But still they hovered and harassed.  What can be done?

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