Friday, May 13, 2011

Conspiracy theorists need to get out more.

What's with all these conspiracy theorists?  They are the lunatic fringe of society who all need to get ot more.  I mean , come on: "man didn't really land on the moon? "

"Oooh it's all a hoax, look carefully at the photos, isn't that the reflection of the statue of liberty in the visor? " "No, no it's not, the sun possibly, but no, not the Statue of Liberty. "

"But, if you squint your eyes and make a wish you can see that Armstrong's foot is not on the ground. "
"Maybe he was mid-stride."

But you cannot win an argument against a conspiracy theorist because no evidence is to be trusted.  Case in point.  Donny 'hairpiece' Trump contends that Barack Obama wasn't even born in the USA (as if it should matter).
Well, here you go, here's his record of birth.
"Aaah, but if you look carfeully, you can see it's a forgery." 
What's the point?  "Yes you are right.  Obama is actually from another planet.  Shush, don't tell anyone."

Can you think of a worse conspiracy theory than believing that he US government was actually behind the September 11th attacks?  Who do these people think are making these decisions and carrying them out?  O.k. Corporal Jones, today's assignment is to hijack a plane and fly it into a tower in New York City.  "Yes Sir, right away".

There's even a tv show on now dedicated to conspiracy theories and between you and me, the US government is secretely preparing for a massive fireball to hit the earth in 2012.  Scientists know it's coming, but they aren't saying anything because, presumably, they've been promised a pod in one of the survival silos.

Please note, the CIA nor CSIS was involved in the creation of this blog entry.

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